All for the Bush
This post is dedicated to "The Bush".
When it comes to President bush, it really is not difficult to find something hilarious. I therefore compiled this post of a number of funny clips and some jokes
1. Bush Bumps - Joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and Condi Rice. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon".
2. Bush Medals - Joke
"President Bush's campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his services records thrown out." —Jay Leno
3. Iraq a Test - Joke
"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." —David Letterman
4. What Disease? - Joke
"Last night, in a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have." —Conan O'Brien
5. Stevie Wonder - Joke
"When Stevie Wonder took the stage at the Kennedy Center, President Bush waved to him. Realizing his faux pas, President Bush turned to his wife and said, 'Oh my God, do you think he saw that?'" —Tina Fey. Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
6. Bush Comedy - Video (Excellent!)
7. Sovereignty - Video (repeat from old post)
8. Presidential Speechalist - Video
9. Frank Caliendo's Bush Impression - Video
...and thats abou it.
When it comes to President bush, it really is not difficult to find something hilarious. I therefore compiled this post of a number of funny clips and some jokes
1. Bush Bumps - Joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, and Condi Rice. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon".
2. Bush Medals - Joke
"President Bush's campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his services records thrown out." —Jay Leno
3. Iraq a Test - Joke
"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." —David Letterman
4. What Disease? - Joke
"Last night, in a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have." —Conan O'Brien
5. Stevie Wonder - Joke
"When Stevie Wonder took the stage at the Kennedy Center, President Bush waved to him. Realizing his faux pas, President Bush turned to his wife and said, 'Oh my God, do you think he saw that?'" —Tina Fey. Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
6. Bush Comedy - Video (Excellent!)
7. Sovereignty - Video (repeat from old post)
8. Presidential Speechalist - Video
9. Frank Caliendo's Bush Impression - Video
...and thats abou it.
