Monday, July 31, 2006 

Your August Highlight


The Trafalgar Square Festival 2006 presents a programme of colourful performances in the summer

The Trafalgar Square Festival returns to London this year in a huge showcase of outdoor performances and events. Over three weeks in August Trafalgar Square will be alive with vibrant shows, demonstrating cultural diversity in the capital.

World culture at the Trafalgar Square Festival
A diverse variety of shows and performances from all over the world will be taking place in the Trafalgar Square Festival 2006, transforming the area into an international stage of world culture. Performance art, acrobatics and dance are only a few of the activities exploding into Trafalgar Square in August.

New for 2006
Crowds will be able to enjoy free art and performances from the UK and overseas, including a selection of new commissions coming to the UK for the first time. Visitors to the Trafalgar Square Festival can expect eclectic, colourful and unusual art in London at one of biggest outdoor events of the summer. The concept for 2006 is City on the Move, designed to relect the energy of life in London.

Join the crowds at the Trafalgar Square Festival 2006
Last year’s festival attracted somewhere in the region of 200,000 people in total and the Trafalgar Square Festival 2006 is expected to be just as popular an event. With performances taking place all over the Square, including inside the fountains, the Trafalgar Square Festival is guaranteed to be a memorable London occasion. Join the crowds for free art in London and make it a cultural summer for 2006.

The Trafalgar Square Festival takes place from Thursday 3rd August – Sunday 20th August, from Thursday to Sunday each week. Events are free to attend.

 

Wallpaper: Collection

Those Dang Firefiles


Watchout


Snooker
(Currently my background)

Makinita Mokey Boy

Sunday, July 30, 2006 

News: Cool

Utah Teen Sets Text Messaging Record

DENVER (AP) - A Utah teen with fingers of fury is once again the speed text-messaging king of the world. Ben Cook, 18, of Provo, Utah, returned to the top of the cell-phone text-messaging heap Friday at a Denver text-off at a water park, blazing through a 160-character standardized message in 42.22 seconds.

The phrase used for purposes of professional, competition texting is: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

The feat was recorded on video and scored by an official timekeeper, validating it for Guinness World Records purposes, said Sara Spaulding, spokeswoman for event sponsor Jump Mobile.

Text messaging, already popular with teenagers, is becoming increasingly popular in the U.S., jumping from 2.9 billion a month in 2004 to about 7.3 billion a month in December 2005, according to a survey by the CTIA, the wireless industry's trade group.

Cook in 2004 snagged the world record by texting the official phrase in 57.75 seconds, a record that soon fell. Before Cook's feat Friday, the record was held by a 23-year-old woman from Singapore at 43.24 seconds set on June 27, 2004.

 

My Political Stance



 

Music: California Dreamin

Just to clear some things up, and to introduce 'em all!




















Wednesday, July 26, 2006 

Wallpaper: Flair



Currently my desktop background.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006 

Sword Over Gun Any Day




 

Kids: Robert De Niro

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Image: I love beer

Just in case you were not aware of the imlications of beer consumption...


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Wallpaper: Keep Clean

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P.S. I am in no way affiliated nor do I hold shares in Apple Plc.

 

Caricature: Vin Diesel

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News: Strange

Biker Gang Auctions Off a Day With Them

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - The Comanchero Motorcycle Club is auctioning off a day in the life of a biker, including a visit to the infamous site of a shootout with a rival gang that left six people dead.

The club has advertised the chance to spend eight hours with three or four Comancheros on their Harley Davidsons in Sydney on internet auction site eBay, The Daily Telegraph reported Monday.

The advertisement also promotes the chance to visit the scene of one of Australia's bloodiest biker wars, known as the Milperra Massacre.

The Comancheros lost four members at the Viking Tavern on Father's Day in 1984, while two members of the rival gang, the Bandidos, were killed. A teenage bystander was shot in the face.

The auction has a reserve price of 2,000 Australian dollars (US$1,500), and the club has pledged to donate half the final bid to the cystic fibrosis unit of The Children's Hospital at Westmead.

"We could've done this as a business for ourselves, but one of our members' 10-year-old daughter, Sarah, has cystic fibrosis and we thought, 'Why not give half to a charity,'" club spokesman Charlie Graham told the newspaper. "It's for a good cause."

 

Music: Cats in the Cradle

 

Caricature: Sean Connery

 

Wallpaper: Apple Silver

 

Music: Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone

 

News: Ironic

Police chief cited for not having driver's license

FERRYVILLE, Wis. (AP) As if the broken ribs and totaled car weren't enough.

Ferryville Police Chief Larry Deluhery was cited for driving without a license last week when he was injured in a traffic accident while pursuing a speeding vehicle.

Deluhery, the town's sole officer, also suffered four broken ribs and totaled the police department's SUV in the accident on July 14, authorities said Friday.

He was also cited for making an unsafe turn by Wisconsin State Trooper Dan Breeser, who investigated the accident in Ferryville, a village of 174 residents in southwestern Wisconsin.

The citation does not say how long the 53-year-old was driving without a license.

According to the state patrol, Deluhery made a U-turn to pursue a vehicle speeding through the village's main route. While turning, he was struck behind the driver's door by another SUV.

Deluhery had to be removed from the vehicle. He was flown to a medical center and released two days later. The driver of the other SUV and his wife were treated for minor injuries.

Messages left Saturday by The Associated Press at Deluhery's home in Prairie du Chien and at the police department were not immediately returned.

Deluhery has been placed on medical leave and it's unclear when he will return to work, said Remi Moore, president of the Ferryville Village Board.

Moore said Deluhery, who has been police chief since August 2002, was a ``good asset'' and helped a great deal in catching motorists speeding through the village, a major concern for Ferryville.

 

Japs Have Too Much Time

Click below to see the most amazing domino setup ever.

Monday, July 24, 2006 

Good Night My Wet Friend

Somebody want enjoy this special "Water Bed". So funny~!


 

Perfect Image: Cat v Ladybug

 

What Was Really Said to Zidanne

New camera angle shows what exactly was said between Zidane and Materazzi.


Sunday, July 23, 2006 

Wallpaper: Bliss Night

Friday, July 21, 2006 

What I Can Do for Israel?



What can I do for my brothers and sisters in Israel?



Please forward this timely message to your friends and family!

 

Wallpaper: Foo Fighters

 

Not a Bad Idea

How to ditch work. lol.


 

Music: London Underground

PLEASE BEWARE THAT THIS TRACK CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE (CURSEWORDS). LISTEN AT YOUR OWN DISGRESSION. (But it is bloody funny!)

 

Simpsons in Black

 

Music: Blowing in the Wind

For all you Bob Dylan fans:



You might want to know that it is a cover of Janis Joplin, sorry to burst your bubble.

 

London Underground




 

Phonetank

Ensures that you don't hold up the queue.

 

News: Moron

Australian Motorist Plays Dead for Car Help

SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - A driver stranded on a remote stretch of Australian highway Wednesday tried to summon help by playing dead in the middle of the road, a police officer said.

A woman who was driving with her two children spotted the man and had to swerve to avoid hitting him, said Doug Backhouse, a detective with the Western Australia state police.

"She drove around the body - which didn't move at all - and got to the nearest phone," Backhouse said.

Local police arrived with an ambulance and found the man alive and well, but with car troubles.

"The best way he thought to get a vehicle to stop was to lay down in the middle of the road and pretend to be dead," Backhouse said, adding that the man didn't think anyone would stop if he were standing up.

Police said they told the man that lying in the road was "a stupid thing to do," but didn't charge him with any offense.

The incident occurred near Esperance, about 450 miles southeast of the state capital, Perth.

 

Music: House of the Rising Sun

Another classic of all times...

 

Strike Spot

If you see this call childline on 0800 11 11.

Monday, July 17, 2006 

Eyes on the Back of My Head

 

Wallpaper: Run Run

 

Music: Red Red Wine

Just another classic that if you haven't already heard should listen to.

 

Just Showing Off

But it is absolutely cool (Define: cool "fashionable and attractive at the time; often skilled or socially adept; "he's a cool dude"; "that's cool"; "Mary's dress is really cool"; "it's not cool to arrive at a party too early"").

Damn. I know the locals in the middle east drive like crap. Do they?


Sunday, July 16, 2006 

Sign Language 2

Three words, Hil lari ous!




 

Why This is Funny?

It is not really, I just thought I had to post it.




 

Easy Parking

Ever thought your car should be just a bit smaller when you need it? Well, TG you can to Jew in London and saw this image! (Well you will also need to splash out some money, and I can't direct you in the direction of where you can find it either).

 

Wallpaper: Green Blue and White

P.S. In order to get the best effect when setting wallpapers as your background, make sure to open the image in a new page first.

 

Music: Civil War

The Stairway to Heaven of Guns 'n' Roses.

 

Jew Cat...

...he is covering up his horns!

 

Naming of the Baby

Some interesting pointers (or not) for when your band is deciding its make-it-or-break-it name. (If you ask me, "???!" and also "?").

Reasons for Band names

Beastie Boys - Beastie wants to say animalesco. However the name of this band (Beastie) means: “Boys Entering Anarchistic States Toward Internal Excellence”.

Blink-182 - They wanted to call Blink but already she had an Irish band with this name. 182 are number it of times that Al Pacino says the word “f**k” in the film “Scarface”.

Bloodhound Gang - Name of a satirical picture of televising program “3210 Contact”.

Bush - Allusive the “Sheperd's Bush”, quarter in London.

(My favorite)
Chumbawamba - In a dream, a member of the band wanted to go to the house-of-bath but in the doors of the same, instead of Men and Women it was written Chumba and Wamba.

DMX - DM is “Dark Man”. X is probably a referencia Malcom X.

Elton John - Taken off of the musicians Elton Dean and John Baldry. Its true name is Reginald Dwight.

Green Day - One is about a reference to the grass (cannabis). One day green is one day where if it leaves to make the habitual obligations to be only to smoke it. Also quoted as inspiration, a plate in the film “Soilent Verde” written “Green Day”. The band called Sweet Children.

Guns N'Roses - Taken off of the names of Tracii Guns and Axl Rose or of its respective bands, LA Guns and Hollywood Roses.

Jamiroquai - Two versions. Jay Kay is interested itself for the indios Iroquai, and for bands who can touch “they jam” (improvising). Australian term for bands with one hit only.

Limp Bizkit - the name Limp Bizkit appeared during a colloquy between the vocalista Fred Durst and a friend whom that said its brain seemed one “limp biscuit” (a amolecida big cookie). It liked the idea and adoptou the name.

Linkin Park - the band called “Hybrid Theory”, changed the name for “Linkin Park” for legal questions therefore already existed another band with this name. They had chosen this name because the Chester Bennington (vocalista) regularly passed for the Lincon Park in Mónica Saint (that it was a place where the without-shelter costumavam to go) and this name gained the attention of all for its good noise. They had changed some coisinha in the name because thus they could buy the domain therefore linconpark.com was very expensive.

Marilyn Manson - the junction of the names Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson. Two opposing celebrities of fame extremamete.

Metallica - Lars Ulrich helped a friend to arrange the name for a Magazine Metal. One of the suggestions was Metallica that was not used to advantage for the magazine. Lars then caught in it for it.

Nickleback - Mike Kroeger (stock exchange operator) was who baptized the band with the name of Nickelback. It worked in a coffee of Vancouver, where the coffee cost $1.95 had that to always say “here's your nickel back”. Of in such a way repeating this, in the hour that they had asked for suggestion of the name of the band, Mike said “Nickelback soon” and all had approved.
Oasis - It is the name of a porting center in Swindon, England.

Offspring - They had taken off the name of film B “The Offspring - They Were Born You the Kill” (the Decendentes - They Had been born To kill).

P.O.D. - Abbreviation of “Payable on Death”. Word used technique in the banks. It wants to say that when a person dies somebody she goes to inherit its money.

Pearl Jam - One of the probable origins of the name Pearl Jam it has to see with a geleia (they jam in English) done for the grandmother of Eddie Veder (called Pearl). Other versions inform that Pearl Jam would be slang, meaning sperm. They had almost called themselves “Mookie Blaylock” in homage to a player of basquete.

Pet Shop Boys - English Slang for homosexuals.

Prodigy - Taken off of the Moog Prodigy, first sintetizador of Liam Howlett.

Ramones - the Beatle Paul McCartney used the pseudonym Paul Ramone during the first excursion of the Beatles to the Escócia. The band took off of it the last name.

REM - One is about the acronym for “Rapid Eyes Movements”, spasmodic fast movements e of the eyes during sleep that mark the beginning of the dreams.

Savage Garden - Taken off of a book of Ann Rice.

Sex Pistols - the name of the band was based on the name of the store of Malcolm McLaren (Sex). It is also a connotation for the pénis.

Skunk Anansie - Anansie is a pertaining creature to the Jamaicano folklore. It would be half man, way spider. Skunk is opossum. A species of cannabis geneticamente modified in laboratory exists and of I smell well accented that it takes care of for this name.

Soulfly - Soul Flies. Max Cavelera homaged its deceased godson.

System Of the Down - the name comes of a poem of the guitarist, Daron, called Victims Of the Down. System was chosen by being a stronger word.

U2 - Model of used airplane for espionage, developed for the American government. Bono declared a time that the name comes of the idea of interatividade with publishes it, “You Too”, you Also.

Friday, July 14, 2006 

Bits to Notice

- You might care to notice that I have added another section to the right hand column. I added a "Recent Comments" section! It is not exactly how I would have liked it to be but it is getting there. With a bit of work it might just be perfect.

- Limey, I have blogrolled you, I expect you to return the favour (no threat intended).

- I have subscribed to Feedburner, and you now have the option to to get e-mail notification of the junk I post.

- Only 95 more visits to celebrating 2000 visits in under 5 months. = 444.44444 per month = 14.81481481 per day = 0.6172 per hour...

- I haven't run out of material! Entertainment has no end.

Keep the hits coming, and get your comments on those posts that you believe deserve them. Those that aren't worthy can even get your negative comments. Either way I think you are left with no choice but to comment.

Shabbat Shalom to ya all.

Thursday, July 13, 2006 

News: Iran's Trap For Israel

July 13, 2006

THE PURPOSE and the timing of Hezbollah's attack on Israel yesterday should be transparent to all concerned. Hezbollah's rocket attacks into northern Israel and the group's capture of two Israeli soldiers during an ambush inside Israeli territory have been presented by Hezbollah as a military action in solidarity with Hamas and Palestinians suffering under Israeli assaults in Gaza. Hezbollah says its aim is to force Israel to release Palestinian and Hezbollah detainees in exchange for the two soldiers held in Lebanon and the one still held in Gaza.

The timing of the Hezbollah action could not be more revealing. Hezbollah commandos crossed into Israel on the same day that Iran was supposed to give its answer to the package of incentives that the five permanent Security Council members plus Germany offered to Iran if it will suspend uranium enrichment and enter negotiations to bring it into compliance with the International Atomic Energy Agency. Because no answer was forthcoming from Tehran, yesterday was also the day that the five permanent Security Council members expressed ``profound disappointment" at Iran's refusal to respond, and said they ``have no choice but to return to the United Nations Security Council" to consider possible sanctions against Iran.

Hezbollah's attack on Israel serves not only to distract from Iran's defiance of the international community. It also plays into a propaganda campaign that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran has conducted in recent months, conflating the issue of Iran's nuclear program with what he has condemned as the intolerable existence of Israel. Also, by having Hezbollah strike now at Israel, the Iranian regime clearly means to neutralize Arab regimes that are fearful of Iran's spreading influence in Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon.

President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt had just disclosed publicly that he had worked out a prisoner swap with Israel and Hamas, but that ``other parties" he would not name forced Hamas to sabotage the deal. It can be assumed that Syria and Iran are the other parties, the two countries having signed a military cooperation agreement last month that Syria's defense minister described as establishing ``a joint front against Israel."

Knowing that Iran is behind Hezbollah's act of war, Israeli leaders -- who are openly warning of devastating strikes on Lebanon's infrastructure -- would be well advised to avoid a reflexive military response that lands Israel in an Iranian trap. If the regime in Tehran wants to provoke Israel to bomb Lebanese power plants, roads, and bridges, maybe this kind of military retaliation is not such a good idea.

 

Exhiliration and Nothing Less

This would deffinately be added to one of my hobbies and money-willing also to my fleet. Curently Honda Civic Vti 1.8 DOHC V-Tech and Suzuki GS500E, Helicopte Ausom-O-cool would be really nice!




 

Gadget: Vice Versa Knife

For the violent types (to keep them at home)...

 

Aqua De Crape

Ever try the experiment with tasting Pepsi or Coke? Everyone says that they foresure would be able to tell the difference (even I do), but the experiment was tried many time, people were not able to tell!

Check out this couple testing/tasting water, "oh so pure and glacier oriented"?!




 

Confused/Not Sure/Still Searching/Would Like To Be?

 

Wallpaper: Fly Agaric Fly Hawaii

 

Music: The Weight

If you like this kind of music...

 

Tutorial: Uploading Music

Uploading music is slightly more difficult. The reason for this is that it is not entirely leagal plus there are very few places that you can easily upload and download file onto the internet for free! However here is the way I would do it.

In summary what you will be doing is, uploading your music file onto the internet, locate it and then put it on your blog.

First you will need to upload your file. http://www.streamload.com/ will allow you to open a free account and allow for a limited amount of uploads per month. Open an account with them and follow instructions on to upload your file/mp3.

Once you have done this and the file is "active" (usually it takes a couple of minutes, after it has been uploaded, to become available), you need to locate it in your "inbox", open it and click play.

Clicking play will open your mp3 in your default music player. I use Winamp and Windows Media Player so I will show you what to do with these, however any player will be the roughly the same procedure.

Winamp:

Once you file is playing in winamp you will need to get the properties on the file by right clicking it and selecting "View file info...". This will present you with the following information.



You will need to copy the link that is in the top section of the box inorder to place it on your blog.

Windows Media Player:

Once you file is playing in Windows Media Player, you will need to get properties by right clicking on the file and selecting "properties". This will give you the following information.



You will need to copy this link inorder to be able to post it on your blog.

You will now need to post you file onto you blog. You should do this by pasting the link into a post as an active link. This can either be done by pasting it into Bloggers "Compose" mode, or by pressing ctrl+shift+a and pasting the link in the box in "Edit HTML" mode. If you use the ctrl+shift+a, you will need to make sure that you put a name in the title. That is between the ><. Example: <a href="song.mp3">Link</a>.

This will now place a link in you post that when clicked on, will open up in your readers default media player.

For advanced users. (Knowledge of editing your template is required)

You can also set up that you file will be playable directly from your blog without having it open up in another program.

All you really need to do is paste the following under the "</style>" and before the "</head>", close to the top of your template:

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://googlelite.free.fr/player.js"></script>

This will now give you a little play button in the front of all the mp3 links on your blog. It will look like this:

Bon Jovi - Diamond Ring

And your done!

P.S. If your template is from blogger-templates.blogspot.com, you will automatically have the option that I have presented in "advanced". However this is only in the new versions, so if you have one from a while ago you will need to update it.

P.P.S. Whenever you edit your template, make a backup copy by selceting all the text and putting it in a word or text file. You should also always "preview" your results before "saving and exit"ing. This will confirm your changes and make sure that you have not messed up anything.

P.P.P.S. I absolutely love this Bon Jovi song!

 

Raw News



Always use a hands free kit. There is no doubt that you are less in control of handeling you vehicle when one hand is holding the phone while the other is steering, changing gears and indicating, and there is someone screaing at you on the other line. A hands free kit costs no more than a tank of pertol!

 

Black Magic(?!)






Limey, always check Google Video!

 

Tutorials: Uploading Videos

I just recently received an e-mail from Limey2001 asking how to put videos onto your blog. I figured that since it is a complicated answer and many will benefit I will post instructions here on my blog. Look out for instructions on how to post music too.

Posting videos from Youtube.com and video.google.com is easy, because they give you a string of text and all you need to do is put it into a post. Posting videos that you find on other sites however are more difficult.

Originally I was posting the videos with my own code, however on some browsers the video would automatically start playing as soon as you enter the page. I think it was Firefox that had the problem. So I therefore figured out the following alternative.

In summary the idea is to post a picture with a link behind it that opens up the video in your media player. This is how you can do it.

First you will need to get a picture of the video. This can be gained by playing the video, and using the print screen option, if you know how it works. Allternatively you can search for any image on google that may be similar to the video you want to share.

Example:



Step 2, will be to find out where the video is on the website you found it on. This can be done by getting properties of the video by right clicking the video and selecting properties.

Example:



You will then need to copy the link that it presents under "location".

Once you upload this image onto blogger and you have copied the link, you will find the following string of data in the "Edit HTML" tab as follows:



You now need to paste your link over the original herf (the shaded area in the picture).

This effectively makes your image a clickable link to the video. Here is an example of one that I have already done:



I hope this was easy enought to understand. It is not too difficult, and once you get the idea it is very simple afterwards.

P.S. this will only work on videos that are already uploaded onto the internet i.e. on a website. Videos that are on your computer will not work unless you upload them.

Look out for uploading music. This is slightly more difficult and it is late now.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 

Music: Dazed and Confused

Usually the first thing you think of when Led Zeppelin is mentioned is Stairway to Heaven. That song is probably the most played song and I doubt that you will find anyone who will disagree and still say "wow, I would love to hear that again".

Dazed and Confused my people! One hell of a Led Zeppeling classic, it just takes you through so many levels.

 

MV: Can't Stop

Created by the band that holds the record for the most albums produced before becoming famous! The Red Hot Chili Peppers.





--Post Update--

This video is claimed to be inspired by the work of Erwin Wurm. See some pictures on google here.

 

Modern Day Numa Numa Star!

We all remember the famous Numa Numa star, well here is the more ambitious toddler who set out to become a record for "most watched lip synch video on the net"! She might just make it!

Adorable kid singing a Malay song.


 

Mistaken Death!

Malaysian man in deadly earnest to prove he's still alive
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian appealed for help after authorities ruled him dead more than four years ago, saying he was unable to work because of the mistake.

According to official records, Minggu Mang anak Madang died from head injuries in the town of Bintulu in the eastern state of Sarawak on January 18, 2002, and was buried.

But Minggu Mang, 40, said he was alive and had been fighting for years to prove to authorities he was not dead.

"Please help me to convince the authorities concerned that I am not dead. I am very much alive," he was quoted by the state Bernama news agency as saying.

"The going has been very tough, very stressful since I was officially certified dead by the Nyalau Hospital in Bintulu four years ago."

Minggu Mang said he had found out about the mistake when he went to renew his driver's license on December 19, 2003.

The former building contractor, who is married with three children, said he was told all his records with the transport department had been erased as he had been certified dead.

Minggu Mang, who has since been struggling to prove he is alive, said he could not work since he no longer officially exists -- a situation he labelled "ridiculous."

"Now I am the living dead as I cannot work," he said, adding he had complained to police over the matter.

"There seems to be no clear indication when the investigations will end. I know the police are doing their best but I have a life to live," he said.

Minggu also called for authorities to investigate the people who reported his death and work out who actually died and was buried.

 

Music: Imagine

The track that made it to the top of most "rock hits of all time".

 

Wallpaper: Love

 

Can You Beat This?

The Guiness World of Records put a record as Septemter 11th being the most people killed with one terrorist act.

Here is is the crazy bit, they also give you the option to "beat this record"!

Evidence:



It looks like they have removed this option now, but here is the record anyhow.

 

Maybe Next Time

I think we have ourself a deal. Lets put together some money and arrange for the police to deliver 'em to us! Oh how life would be so much easier.

'Wigged Out' Students Caught Cheating
HANOI, Vietnam (AP) - More than 20 desperate students in Vietnam paid up to 50 million dong ($3,125) to don elaborately wired wigs and shirts that allowed them to cheat on their college entrance exams, police said Monday.

During a weekend raid, Hanoi police confiscated 50 mobile phones, 60 earphones, 150 SIM cards, eight shirts and five wigs, an officer said on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the media.

Ring leader Nguyen Hong Hai, 39, told police that more than 20 students paid 20 million dong to 50 million dong ($1,250 to $3,125) to get wigs or shirts that were wired to mobile phones so they could call in test questions and answers, he said.

The officer said the operation had been running since 2003. The price depended on the popularity of the college the student was enrolling in.

The case was uncovered when two students taking entrance exams for Hanoi's Banking Institute were caught carrying mobile phones to get answers last Thursday, he said.

Operators of the ring gave the students a training course on how to use mobile phones, and wired wigs were used if their hair was too short to cover the earphone, he said. They also used wired-up shirts.

College entrance exams, which take place in the first two weeks of July, are highly competitive, with only about 10 percent of students being admitted into universities.

Monday, July 10, 2006 

Family Guy - Peter's Song Shipoopi

 

It's (Almost) Never Too Late

62-Year-Old British Woman Gives Birth
LONDON (AP) - A 62-year-old child psychologist has given birth to a boy, becoming the oldest British woman to have a baby.

Patti Farrant - known professionally as Patricia Rashbrook - delivered her son, J.J., by Caesarean section on Wednesday, according to The Daily Mail newspaper. The baby was conceived after fertility treatments.

Farrant has three grown children from a previous marriage. It is the first child for her husband, John, 60, an education management consultant.

"He is adorable, and seeing him for the first time was beyond words," she told the newspaper. "Having been through so much to have him, we are overjoyed. His birth was absolutely wonderful and deeply moving for both of us."

Other older British mothers include Liz Buttle, from Wales, who was 60 when she gave birth to a son in 1997.

The oldest woman in the world to give birth is believed to be Romanian Adriana Iliescu, who was 66 when she had a daughter in Bucharest in January 2005.

 

Caricature: David Beckham

 

Music: Sickness

Not an all time favorite, only it has been a song that I have always tried to sing the first half minute. If you manage, give us a shout.

 

Microsoft Special

Absolutely 100% accurately true!

What happens if Microsoft had designed the Ipod?


 

Caricature: Mr. Bean

 

Wallpaper: M&M's

 

Baby Influence

Description removed due to illegible language (French).


 

Super Mairo On Stage

Golden Goose - A yearly talent show held at Gordon College in Wenham, Massachusetts. This video is a "live" performance of the first level from Super Mario Brothers.


Friday, July 07, 2006 

Jogging Surprise

This is a first class prank.

 

Music: Loser

 

Wallpaper: At The End of The Rainbow

Wednesday, July 05, 2006 

Get Moving




 

Music: The Show Must Go On

 

Forget Speed Signs...

There is an alley way behind where I work in the evenings. Sometimes I have to park there because there is no space out front. I know it is an alley way, but why do people think that alley ways are for peeing? In my house we were brought up that you pee in the toilet (after pottie training training of course). Walking to my car on these days is only possible by holding your breath till you drive away to safety.

I thought that if they put up these signs then there might be a chance that I won;t turn blue every time I have leave work.


 

Wallpaper: Almost Perfect By Divine Error

 

Spot The Difference

 

Kids: Freddy Mercury

 

Back To You

This is a hilarious video of a park bench prank. Originally shown on Pretty Green Eyes blog, but I thought it was so funny that I had to put it on mine too, I need to keep records of such things. Enjoy!




 

One Liner

Isn't it amazing that in england noone even knows of July 4th, if not for some american bloggers I would have never remembered.

 

Music: Hard Days Night



In tribute to last nights post.

 

What a Bloody Evening

I don't usually use this spot to let out my feelings, but this time I decided that I must, you will see why.

Day goes fairly good, a lot of work but nothing that one couldn't handle. I have planned to go to a friends house for a jamming session, and agreed to bring my sister along. I hadn't seen her in a long time so it would be a good opportunity, and her friend would be there too so, two birds.

Finish work at 9:45, switch off the radio at work and turn on the radio in the car and carry on listening to the game.

I get to my sisters place, and of course I gotta wait there for 5 minutes until she finishes putting on her shoes and comes out (which btw was supposed to be ten minutes ago). Not too bad so far because I already expected this. Half way there she realises that she left a bottle of wine at home that she really must bring it with. Back we go, and the wine is in the car.

We finnally make it to my friends house, with the radio volume up and down everytime something exciting happenes in between conversation chat. We get inside just to see the first and last two goals of the game (of which I predicted the first!) and then sit down for shwarma and guitar. We went through some really awesome kumzits songs, and was really getting into the rythm.

"There is a car outside and it is stopped in the middle of the road with the engine on!"

This old guy in a white VW gets out of his car with no shoes on, leaves the car in the middle of the street (busy street) and starts walking around in circles huffing and puffing!

Some history: We know this guy. Last week he pulls up outside, stands by the curb engine on and huffing a puffing like he is now. We ignore him, but I am palying by the window, and am glance every so often to see what is happening. At one point I look out and I see him reversing. "Smack" right into the back of my car! No exageration, my car jumped back a foot. I am really pissed. I chuck down my guitar and run downstairs, make an issue out of it even though my car, for some really strange reason, isn't even scratched! But seeing someone back into you pride and joy is no pleasent sight and I made the guy promise to pay me £200 after I took down all his details.

Back to the present. He is in the middle of the road now and facing my car. If he would hit me this time there is no doubt that there would be real damage. I decide to call the police, as the guy is deffinitely in no condition to drive and he is in the middle of the road.

In the meantime I go downstairs. Whilst being concerned about my car I am also concerned that this guy makes back to his bed alive without counts of manslaughter. I get downstaris and he is in his car parked in front of me again, I am not sure how he managed it without hitting me, but he did. He gets out the car and I start talking to him. He pulls out a envelope with £60 and gives me 50 after I mentioned to him that he hit me last time and asked him why he is driving gain. I took the money but gave it straight back to him. He was in his PJ's, no shoes on, clearly not aware of his surroundings, and there was no way I was going to accept for what could have been his last £50 for the week.

Standing there waiting for the police, he asks me to call a cab service that he knows (still huffing and puffing), as he realises that he aint gonna make it home if he tries driving.

The police and the cab pull up at the same time, sort something out, assure us that he is not getting hold of his car keys anytime soon, thanked us and left.

-End of Episode 1-

Driving home, I pass by my sisters place to drop her off. "Do you smell wine?!" The whole bloody bottle that "was so impotant" spills all over the back seats and over a really nice sweater! "We didn't end up drinking it, sorry"!

Now, do I not only have the whole nebech story on my mind, I am also pissed as hell, and I mean pissed as hell, because I just paid heavy to have the interior cleaned properly. My car stinks of wine and my nice sweater looks like it had been mixed with darks in the wash. I can't really say much either, because it is my younger sister and you can't do anything other than say "it's ok, leave it to me". What I do for my sisters sometimes!

That was pretty much the end of it, although it might not have been if I'd have knocked over those two guys that ran into the road not looking out for "pissed off confused guy who had an awesome jam session that played a very minor role in his night out". What a bloody night!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006 

Wallpaper: Cold N 2006

 

Wallpaper: Superman (Yellow)

 

Music: Brother In Arms



Compliments of RB.

Monday, July 03, 2006 

Wallpaper: I Am Watching You

 

Music: Paradise City

 

Underwater Man

There are a lot of these candid camera style video's out there, this one so far is the funniest in my books.

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  • Blogger Pesach on 4:57 pm
    Indeed!!!
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 3:29 pm
    niiiiiice! very nice. theres a lot of songs i'd love to see that done on.
    and i liked the bobby womack. of course, beach boys rule!
  • Blogger Pesach on 5:00 pm
    I also liked the bobby womak version. DJ sammy was too much.
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 12:18 am
    lol! how true...
  • Blogger Pesach on 10:37 am
    You would be surprised how many songs are actually covers.

    I always knew this song from guns n roses.
  • Blogger Pesach on 4:58 pm
    http://www.coversproject.com/ gives you all the songs history.

    California dreaming:

    California Dreamin' was covered by R.E.M.
    California Dreamin' was covered by The Beach Boys
    California Dreaming was covered by Hi-Standard
    California Dreamin' was covered by River City People
    California Dreamin' was covered by The Four Tops
    California Dreaming was covered by Killing Miranda
    California Dreamin' was covered by Elk City
    California Dreamin' was covered by Jack Frost
    California Dreamin was covered by Bobby Womack
    California Dreaming was covered by DJ Sammy
    California Dreamin' was covered by The Ventures
    California Dreamin' was covered by The Seekers
    california dreamin was covered by Pennywise
    California Dreamin' was covered by Eddie Hazel
    California Dreamin' was covered by The Beach Boys
    California Dreamin' was covered by The Carpenters
    California Dreamin' was covered by Lana Lane
    California Dreamin' was covered by R.E.M.
  • Blogger Pesach on 10:34 am
    PGE you were right.

    The original version of this song appears on the The Mamas & The Papas album The Graduate: Music from the Broadway Comedy.
  • Blogger Pesach on 3:49 pm
    The fact that you tried means that you might have it in ya. Keep trying! ;)
  • Blogger Pesach on 1:51 am
    lip reder hey?!
  • Anonymous Roulette Games on 10:30 am
    As a variant, yes
  • Anonymous Beat Slot Machines on 5:39 pm
    Be not deceived in this respect.
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 10:21 pm
    Thanks! Just saved that as my wallpaper:)
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 8:42 am
    great song. as are all UB40's.
  • Blogger Pesach on 1:57 am
    Sorry pretty, you know my opinion
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 6:33 pm
    i've seen this so many times and still think this is one of the best videos on the net.

    great song.
  • Blogger Pesach on 5:27 pm
    Chuffed hey? Thats a new one. Thanx.
  • Blogger kasamba on 9:41 pm
    You wanted a comment.




    This is it.
  • Blogger Pesach on 10:48 am
    Took me a lot of work it did, still working on it. If anyone can help?
  • Blogger kasamba on 3:28 pm
    Can you personalise the face???
  • Blogger Pesach on 4:39 pm
    Heh heh, for an extra price.
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 9:04 pm
    yup. kinda reminds me of woody allens wine ciritc. something like this:

    "this red wine is fruity yet nutty. it has overtones of earth and brings to mind a middle aged mother of 4 who recently had filling removed and is undergoing therapy after seeing her husband being eaten by the family dog."

    lol
  • Blogger Pesach on 4:15 am
    lol, absolutely random.

    Reminds me of, but in no way related, a line (heard from a posh english guy), "You are as slow as a one leeged asmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping"!
  • Blogger Pesach on 8:38 am
    Ein Baayah/ Bevakasha
  • Blogger Pesach on 11:00 am
    I say she is a lady without any legs, and she was part of the trick. Think about it, how would she wbe able to crawl away so easily?
  • Blogger Pesach on 4:47 pm
    Points to add to Limey.

    1) He chooses one to lie down then she gets back up.

    2) The girl is wearing a skirt.

    They are more correctly called stunts rather than magic.
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 8:13 pm
    sounds like a good song. gotta hear it a few more times though.
    i gotta tell you, you have a bunch of videos that i think are set to play as soon as your blog is launched. so theres like 3 things playing at once.
    anyway, just thought i'd let you know.
  • Blogger Pesach on 1:32 am
    Thanx for the info about the player. I have IE and it does not play automatically, i'll have to change it though.
  • Blogger kasamba on 7:49 pm
    Nothing beats Stairway!!!!
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 11:35 pm
    problem solved. althoug the template has gone a bit beserk.
    in firefox the videos now open in windows media player (which is fine)

    btw, i thought everyone uses firefox these days!
  • Blogger Pesach on 12:46 am
    I set it to open in windows media, that was the only other option i could think of.

    I do hear that everyone is using firefox, I have never tried it. I have been using IE since I was 12, I don't think I am gonna change now.
  • Blogger kasamba on 1:46 pm
    Funny, they look a little too old for their ubsherens...
  • Blogger Pesach on 4:42 pm
    Like in the movie Double Jeapordy. Watch it if you haven't already.
  • Blogger kasamba on 2:31 am
    They missed out one part:
    Instead of saying,
    "He is adorable,and seeing him for the first time"...

    it should have said;
    "He is adorable,and when I put on my bifocals I could see him for the first time"...
  • Blogger kasamba on 9:50 pm
    Hello Jew in London!

    I too, am a Jew in London!
    However, for some odd reason, I blog under an african alias.

    Now about David Beckham- that's the way I like to see him.
  • Blogger Pesach on 11:38 pm
    Limey & Kasamba, welcome! We have seen you at some other blog locations, and am happy that you made it here. As you would have probably noticed my blog is for entertainment purposes mainly. After a hard days work I prefer entertainment, and it is only fair to share!

    Kasamba on google gave me: http://www.suppressedhistories.net/matrix/goba.html. Turns out that you are from some "Goba" tribe.

    Visit back again.
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 5:16 pm
    nice.
  • Blogger Pesach on 11:39 pm
    here here
  • Blogger Pesach on 8:56 am
    I'm sorry, a prank is a prank and sometimes they have consequences. Like do you remember that time when you put a bucket of water on top of the door? The teacher also hurt herself besides getting wet.

    I have a perverted sense of humour anyhow so I don't expect you to hold the same opinion.
  • Blogger Pesach on 9:00 am
    Just to clear my name, I have a somewhat perverted sense of humour. You can relax now.
  • Blogger Jack Steiner on 7:06 am
    Cool sign, sort of.
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 1:53 pm
    me 3
  • Blogger Pesach on 2:26 am
    So it is now your background then? That is the point.
  • Blogger Pesach on 3:40 pm
    Uh oh, it did say "use with care" and the source was not very legit...
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 4:39 am
    This extra toe has been removed by the auther.
  • Blogger Pesach on 9:11 pm
    Not much of a news fan. Went through a stage but I gave it up.

    Maybe I am just anti-social and don't get to find out stuff (besides what goes on in the blog world of course!).
  • Blogger Pesach on 4:25 pm
    PGE: I have a nice honda civic, that i wanted to get rid of a couple of times but didn't because i realised i loved it too much. My sis is doing good, I am imagining that you know her.

    BD: Well I used the car drive home as my punching bag. Took every corner with screeches and every straight with high revs, it did work somewhat.
  • Blogger Pesach on 7:24 am
    PGE, so you are not some random ;) Just messing.

    I am not selling my car, sorry. I had planned to a couple of times but couldn't.
  • Blogger Pesach on 2:29 am
    PGE, well the wine stains are just perfect then. And re my detective skills, it is the thought that counts, and I think I am good (well atleast I kid myself and believe).

    TNC, better late than dead on time, the smell is fading away slowly.
  • Blogger Rachel on 12:50 am
    That eye is awesome...
  • Blogger Pesach on 2:32 am
    Your welcome. Checked out your blog, looks good. Will check back when my eyes are not closing though.
  • Anonymous Anonymous on 1:29 am
    nice song.

    dont know if you know this one: brothers in arms by dire straits

    http://www.radioblogclub.com/search/0/brothers_in_arms
  • Blogger Pesach on 6:57 am
    I never really got to know Dire Straits music. I had this album though but half the tracks did not work, this one included.

    Listening to it now, it's good. I'll get it posted for ya ;)
  • Blogger Pesach on 2:33 am
    What did I say!
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