Jew in London

The story of the IAF's attack on the Iraqi Nuclear reactor near Baghdad in June 1981.

Chain reaction advert, with Honda Accord.

There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film . Everything you see really happened in real time exactly as you see it. The film took 606 takes. On the first 605 takes, something, usually very minor, didn't work.

They would then have to set the whole thing up again. The crew spent weeks shooting night and day. By the time it was over, they were ready to change professions. The film cost six million dollars and took three months to complete including full engineering of the sequence.

In addition, it's two minutes long so every time Honda airs the film on British television, they're shelling out enough dough to keep any one of us in clover for a lifetime. However, it is fast becoming the most downloaded advertisement in Internet history. Honda executives figure the ad will soon pay for itself simply in "free viewings" (Honda isn't paying a dime to have you watch this commercial!). When the ad was pitched to senior executives, they signed off on it immediately without any hesitation - including the costs.

There are six and only six hand-made Accords in the world. To the horror of Honda engineers, the filmmakers disassembled two of them to make the film.

Everything you see in the film (aside from the walls, floor, ramp, and complete Honda Accord) are parts from those two cars. The voiceover is Garrison Keillor. When the ad was shown to Honda executives, they liked it and commented on how amazing computer graphics have gotten.

They fell off their chairs when they found out it was for real.

Oh. and about those funky windshield wipers. On the new Accords, the windshield wipers have water sensors and are designed to start doing their thing automatically as soon as they become wet. It looks a bit weird in the commercial.

based on the honda acord advert but in lego (no where near as impresive as the advert) look out for the frame with my hand in as it is stop motion animation.

Truly excellent, multi-award winning advert for Honda. Awards include "Television Advertisement of the Year" in the British Television Advertising Awards.

For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. Although he is not Jewish, he recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:

"A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.

Here we go:

The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians."

As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation."

So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are:
"Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death."

I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then:
"Adjacent Jew-Haters." Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David.
But if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.

That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course --that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.

Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on
God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.

It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals..

Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping
belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not.

Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea?Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children?

Disgusting.

No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models who've just had their
drugs taken away.

However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that
supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.

If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything
south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan.

Please feel free to pass this along to your friends. Walk in peace! Be Happy! Have a wonderful life!

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL—Officials at the Kennedy Space Center announced Tuesday that they have set Aug. 6 as the date for launching $700 million from the Denarius IV spacecraft, the largest and most expensive mission to date in NASA's unmanned monetary-ejection program.

"This is an exciting opportunity to study the effect of a hard-vacuum, zero-gravity environment on $50 and $100 bills," said NASA Administrator Michael Griffin, who noted that prior Project Denarius missions only studied space's effect on fives and singles. "Whether the money is immediately incinerated because of hard radiation, or freezes in the near-absolute-zero temperature and shatters into infinitesimal pieces, or drifts aimlessly through the cosmos before being sucked through a black hole into another dimension, it will provide crucial information for our next series of launches, which will consist of even greater sums of money, in larger denominations."

Denarius IV, the fourth in a series of unmanned monetary-dispersal probes, will leave Earth's atmosphere at 36,500 miles per hour—the highest velocity at which money has ever departed the planet.

Said Project Denarius lead scientist Dr. Lou Weaver: "The craft's time-release hatches, using cutting-edge ATM money-ejecting technology, will systematically discharge the currency at intervals of $50,000 every three seconds. Cameras on the craft's exterior will capture images of the bills as they majestically pirouette into the heavens, dotting the black void of space with elegant spirals of green." Until now, the image of money floating in space was available only through artists' renderings.

Far more ambitious in scope than the previous missions of $88 million, $110 million, and $375 million, Denarius IV is a two-stage spacecraft. Its solar probe, Croesus, will disengage from the main craft in October and release $12 million into the sun. The craft, with its remaining payload of $688 million, will travel across the solar system, reaching Jupiter by June 2007. Once there, it will eject the money from the cargo bay in what will be the largest single financial deployment in NASA history.

"This is just another step in our long-term goal to put $1 billion on Mars," Weaver added.

NASA is continuing to perform extensive endurance tests on portions of the $700 million, including acclimating it to extreme atmospheric pressure by deploying a sample stack of $200 million to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean; strengthening its resilience in high-temperature conditions by sealing it in airtight containers and lowering them into the lava flow of Hawaii's Mauna Loa; and replicating the high-acceleration environment of space travel by shooting bundles of dimes out of magnetic-rail accelerators at thousands of feet per second into giant axial fans.

Some in the private sector are attempting their own currency-expelling spaceflights, including Virgin CEO Richard Branson, whose Virgin Galactic plans to eject £2 million from the still-theoretical SpaceShipThree orbital aircraft. Yet Griffin felt confident that NASA is far ahead of its private counterparts and rival state-run space agencies, saying that Project Denarius will be the "jewel in the crown" of taxpayer-financed space exploration.

Although polls indicate that a majority of Americans support the NASA mission, some fear a repeat of 2003's Denarius III disaster, in which hundreds of thousands of dollars burned up in Earth's atmosphere when the ship exploded shortly after leaving the launchpad. Reports suggest that one of the craft's solid-gold money clips failed during liftoff.

NASA officials dismissed the risk, saying that, should the mission fail, the lost money could be replaced by any of the other stores of $700 million the agency has in reserve, and that the mission could be re-launched as early as January 2007.

Honda’s ‘Civic Choir’ TV ad has been viewed online more than three million times in just one month.

The clever advert for the new Civic features a 60-person choir ‘vocalising’ the experience of driving the car.

The 120 second live action ‘film’ was viewed by more than three million visitors to Honda.co.uk from January into February this year.

The huge demand crashed Honda’s servers, as the website’s bandwidth couldn’t cope with the number of downloads of the 7MB file. This problem has now been solved by hosting the Choir clip on a separate 100MB line.

During its peak, the Choir advert also broke into the Top 50 Apple downloads chart, after Honda produced a version of the advert in iPod Video format.

To complement the ad campaign, Honda has also launched a Civic microsite on www.honda.co.uk that allows visitors to explore a 3D model of the new car and view video content. The microsite had a record 679,000 unique visitors during the same reporting period. This led to Honda's highest level of test drive bookings ever.

Google Current is an up to the minute look at what the world is searching for. In this episode, new friendsterlike website called 'Where Are You Now'

Host: Kinga Philipps Aired: 05/22/06

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Two Australian miners said on Sunday they felt like "trapped rats" when they were stuck deep underground for 14 days and had planned to cut off each others pinned legs with small knives to free themselves.

"Yeah, we were prepared to take our leg off if we had to, to have ourselves free," Brant Webb told Australia's Nine television network, the first time they have told their story since being rescued on May 9. "I was just going off me head, I just thought I was a caged rat."

Miners Todd Russell, 34, and Webb, 37, were trapped almost a kilometer underground after a cave-in on April 25 at the Beaconsfield Gold Mine on the southern island state of Tasmania.

A third miner, Larry Knight, was killed in the cave-in.

Russell and Webb were trapped in a small wire cage, under tonnes of rock, and survived on drinking mineral laced water until rescuers managed to dig a small tunnel to feed them fresh water and food.

Webb bathed Russell's injures from the cave-in two to three times a day using medicines squeezed through the small tunnel.

"He had a lot of rock bites," said Webb.

Digging through rock five times as hard as concrete rescuers freed the two miners on May 9. The two walked uninjured from the mine shaft in what they described as "The Great Escape."

LAST BREATHS

Webb and Russell said they were both buried under rock, their legs pinned, following the cave-in and had to dig each other out with their bare hands.

"Both my legs were pinned," said Russell. "I kept saying to Brant I got to get out, I gotta get this rock off me."

"I was getting toward my last breaths. The pressure was getting that bad around the chest and cavity areas … I was starting to vomit fluids," he said.

"I was aware with a crush injury we had to get me leg free within a four hour period because the toxins in the body can transfer and kill you," said Russell, a trained mine rescuer.

Webb said both miners were buried under so much rock that they could not see each other, despite being within arms length inside the wire cage.

"There was a couple of feet between us, but I couldn't see him. I was buried. I was buried up to my armpits, so all I could do was say, 'look buddy we've got to hold on," said Webb.

Webb said he was falling in and out of consciousness as he dug with his bare hands, but as he removed one pile of rocks more would fall into the cage.

Eventually Webb freed himself and began digging out Russell.

Russell said he thought he was going to die.

"I said to my self, I am not dying here, I'm not dying here. It would take more than a bit of rock to stop me," Russell said.

"We made a pact from that day, 'it's just Brant and I', and that pact is going to stay as strong as it is now for the rest of our lives," he said.

Once freed from the rubble the miners said cave-ins continued for days. As they awaited their rescue the two men said they wrote letters to their wives and children. Webb wrote messages on his cigarette packet. Russell wrote on his overalls.

Once a small tunnel, which fed them food and water, reached them they were able to sent messages to their families.

"We had tears, we had laughter, we showed each other letters, we shared everything," said Webb.

To relieve the stress as they listened to rescuers setting off explosions to reach them, the two miners cracked jokes and sang the only song they both knew — Kenny Rogers' The Gambler.

The miners story has captivated Australia and international media. The two miners sold their story to Nine and its affiliated magazines for a reported A$2.6 million. ($1.89 million). They are also reported to be flying to the United States to be interviewed by a major television network.

When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones whic are open for us.
-Alexander Graham Bell

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or the last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
-Betty Smith

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-Aldous Huxley

I resolved never to do anything which I should be affraid to do if it were the last hour of my life.
-Jonathan Edwards

Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

In the long run the pessimist maybe right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
-Daniel L Reardon

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.
-H Jackson Brown

Life is unfair but remember: sometimes it is unfair in your favour.
-Peter Ustinov

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
-Marie Curie

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
-Jonathan Winters

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
-Martin Luther King

When I was young I observed that nine out of ten things I did were faliures, so I did ten times more work.
-George Bernard Shaw

Never look back unless you are planning on going that way.
-Henry D Thoreau

Don't walk in front of me I may not follow, don't walk behind me I may not lead; just walk beside me and be my friend.
-Albert Camus (and Uncle Moishe!)

To forgive is human, to forget is divine.
-James Grand

Vicky Pollard (the ya but no but ya girl) in this clip from the series Little Britain.

"Britain, Britain, Britain, land of technological achievement.We’ve had running water for over 10 years, an underground tunnel that links us to Peru and we invented the cat. But none of these inventions would have been possible if it had not been for the people of Britain and it’s those people we look at today."

What you get when you mix Little Britain with the Black Eyed Peas.

DONGGUAN, CHINA—In response to international criticism of Chinese workplace inequity and labor rights, China's National Labor Committee agreed Monday to establish an unpaid 15-minute break during the regular 18-hour workday, to allow pregnant women to "expel the child from their body, adjust to being a new parent, wash their hands, and return to work."

"During the last moments of childbirth, a female employee's productivity diminishes sharply," said Shanghai toy-factory owner Huang Wei, who noted that even the slightest whimper of pain or sight of a newborn's head as it crowns can distract an entire assembly line from the job at hand. "These women need a few minutes to rest and recuperate before returning to sew eyes onto stuffed animals in an efficient and satisfactory manner."

"Of course, this measure wouldn't need to be taken at all if pregnant workers could schedule their due dates for the annual holiday of May 1," Huang added.

When her contractions are coming at such short intervals that she is physically unable to attach a Barbie head, the female worker must report to the factory's lone bathroom stall, located four flights up from the assembly line. Once there, she is instructed to deliver the child within five minutes, which allows her sufficient time to get hosed down with hot water and mop up the surrounding area so that others do not slip in the afterbirth.

To prevent abuse of privileges, this 15-minute period also incorporates the one weekly bathroom break all workers are allotted.

Initial response among female workers has been positive, with most women preferring the new rule over the old one, which stipulated that the newborn child must remain where it lands on the floor until the woman's shift ends.

"Even though this maternity break means I will lose three of my 12 cents for that hour, it will be worth it just to hold my baby in my arms for a few precious seconds," said pregnant seamstress Yuen Yin, 19, just after her factory's quitting whistle blew at 2:47 a.m.

Despite the new, broadened time allotment, expectant employees are encouraged to speed the birthing process by breaking the amniotic-sac membranes themselves. The expectant mother will be responsible for thoroughly sanitizing every affected area, and will also be discouraged from using factory instruments such as tongs to facilitate the birthing process, unless it is the only means through which she can remove the baby before the allotted 15 minutes elapse. The new mother would then be docked three days' pay to replace the implement.

The Labor Committee also instituted an incentive plan granting a 40-cent bonus to any employee expecting a daughter who opts to use her 15 minutes to receive an abortion in the factory's storage closet.

Songgang shoe-factory owner Xiao Jianqi said he had considered adopting some of Micronesia's more liberal maternity policies, including an additional three minutes off for twins, 35 "personal minutes" for the child's first year, and a towel to wrap the infant in. But he decided that the new regulations were enough, and he did not want to give female workers more reason to agitate.

"If these Chinese employees' work ethic is any indication, I strongly believe these maternity breaks will go quickly and smoothly for the mother and the child, and that once the 15 minutes are up, both of them will return to the assembly line to continue working," Xiao added.

Comedian dances to clips of music from the 60's to the 2000's.

Two Yartzeit Tishen in 2005 in memory of the 26th Hillula of Grand Rabbi Yoel Teitelbaum, zy"a, Satmar Rebbe, author of ... all "VaYoel Moshe"

1.) In Camp Divrei Yoel in Swan Lake, NY, with the previous Satmar Rebbe, Grand Rabbi Moshe Teitelbaum, zt"l, and his sons, Rabbi Lipa Teitelbaum, shlit"a, and Rabbi Zalmand Leib Teitelbaum, shlit"a, and his son-in-law Rabbi Chaim Shia Halberstam, shlit"a.

2.) In Kiryas Joel, Monroe, NY, lead by Rabbi Aaron Teitelbaum, shlit"a, eldest son of the previous Rebbe, presently the Grand Rabbi of Satmar, shlit"a.

Complete this test by first reading a brief story. You will then be asked a question. Think or your response before looking at the answer.

This is a story about a girl.

While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then.

A few days later the girl killed her own sister.

What is her motive in killing her sister?

Click on the "O" and drag it to the "X" to see the correct answer.

OShe was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took this test and got it right!X

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The first piece on the Animusic 1 DVD.

The second piece on the Animusic 1 DVD.

The third piece on the Animusic 1 DVD.

The fourth piece on the Animusic 1 DVD.

The sixth piece on the Animusic 1 DVD.

"...Wayne Lytle's first full multi-instrument music animation, More Bells and Whistles, premiered in the Electronic ... all Theater at the computer graphics trade show SIGGRAPH in 1990. It has won numerous awards and has been screened in several different countries...".

After his militant Islamic party took the majority in Palestine's recent elections, Ismail Haniyeh called for a "giant summit with all living Israelis" Monday, rekindling international hopes for peace in the war-torn region.

Haniyeh characterized the one-day summit as "the final solution to the Israeli-Palestinian dispute," and invited every Jewish citizen of the world to attend. Haniyeh said he expects more than 5 million participants from Israel alone.

"It was foolish of us to think that a satisfactory resolution could be reached through small-scale aggression," Haniyeh said. "It will take more than the sporadic deaths of small groups of Israeli civilians to achieve our ends."

"This summit is long overdue," he added.

Haniyeh, who once said that Palestinian independence could only be achieved through the destruction of Israel, has apparently reversed his stance.

"It is clear to us now that a positive outcome will not be possible unless many, many sacrifices are made," Haniyeh said. "I give my word that the Israeli people shall have their cries for peace heard for miles around."

Haniyeh did not disclose the issues that will be discussed at the summit, saying only that he "would be very surprised if the entire process took longer than a couple of hours."

Haniyeh also extended an invitation to any high-ranking American official who would like to moderate the proceedings.

"We will achieve our goals with or without foreign help," Haniyeh said. "However, if George W. Bush or other top-level U.S. officials wish to attend, it would certainly make those first, most difficult steps a lot easier to take."

In a public statement Tuesday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad endorsed the "Hamas-led peace process," and offered the use of Tehran's Azadi Stadium as an "impartial location away from the distracting glare of publicity."

"It is about time for a summit of this nature," Ahmadinejad said. "The people of Iran will do anything they can to help further this crucial process."

According to Haniyeh, Israelis need only arrive with an open mind, insisting that the summit can have a positive outcome only if traditional and long-standing prejudices "are left at the door, along with any weapons, gas masks, or bulletproof vests."

"Security is of the utmost importance, which is why the summit will be watched over by my most loyal and experienced men," Haniyeh said. "To this end, every Israeli will also be marked with a six-digit protection number."

Hamas has already gone to significant lengths to ensure that Israeli Jews will be able to attend the summit, including transportation via specially chartered freight trains.

"Very much like a cleansing fire, the summit will wipe the slate of Arab-Jewish relations utterly and irreversibly clean," Haniyeh said. "By the end of our negotiations, those who walk out of the summit will be very pleased."

"With the blessing of Allah, we will soon see every last obstacle standing in the path to harmony exterminated," Haniyeh added. "Like the filthy dogs they are."

No official response to Hamas' summit proposal has yet been made. However, it is widely believed that acting Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and his cabinet will propose an alternative mass summit to which Hamas party officials and their Palestinian supporters will be similarly welcomed.

After she won the make-a-video contest: let's go see Fatboy Slim with 25 kittens!

Fatboy ... all Slim's take on "The Joker" originally performed by the Steve Miller Band.

kitty feline cute meow adorable remix cover animal norman funk techno synth

Animusic is a content creation company. Our principal focus is the production of 3D computer graphics music animation. We primarily create original content, such as our "video album", but have also produced animation for clients.

Both the graphics and the music are entirely digitally synthesized. Virtual instruments are invented by building computer graphics models of objects that would appear to create the sound of the corresponding music synthesizer track. Graphical instruments range from being reminiscent of existing instruments to arbitrarily abstract.

From the fist Animusic DVD. Pipe Dream has been voted one of the best 3D animation projects ever (by 3D World magazine). Metal balls fly out of PVC pipes, land on percussion and string instruments, and sound out an instrumental piece of music.

From the Animusic 2 DVD - A robot band kicks out an odd-time, laser-infused techno-rock tune while riding on top of their musical starship.